It's not easy living in the future (or in an alternate reality, as the case may be). Therefore I have comprised a guide for those brave souls out there who may find themselves a character in a sci-fi flick. Most likely, you have been or soon will be running from some slimy organism with sharp teeth. If you are a female, the costume designer has probably left you somewhat ill-prepared, either for combat or for the climate in which you find yourself (or both). And chances are that you are, in fact, in possession of a gun, but you almost certainly do not have enough ammo. Well, poor, pursued sci-fi character, here are some rules to live (or die) by:
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